Close shave

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Did you hear of the old man having a shave, every time he finished he still had hair on the side of his face, so he went to a barber and told him about it.

 

The barber said I can fix that. He went to the sink and picked up a small egg shaped ball, and put it in the old fellers mouth, and told him to put it on the inside of the cheek, he shaved him and the old feller said that's great, no hair on my face at all.

 

Then he said I am glad I did not swallow your ball.

 

The barber said that's ok if you do you can bring it back in a day or to just like the other old fellers do.