There's no pleasing some people!

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A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party at the Pt.Chev Men's Fellowship Club.

 

He doesn't know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem.

 

A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:

 

Dear Sir,

 

Please find enclosed a Pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will

 

Cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as

 

A Pirate. The man is offended that the outfit emphasizes his

 

Disability, so he writes a letter of complaint. A week passes and he

 

Receives another parcel and note:

 

Dear Sir,

 

Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk's habit.

 

The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you

 

Will really look the part. The man is really incandescent with rage

 

Now, because the company has gone from emphasizing his wooden leg to

 

Drawing attention to his bald head. So he writes a really strong letter

 

Of complaint.. A few days later he gets a very small parcel from the

 

Company with the accompanying letter:

 

Dear Sir,

 

Please find enclosed a tin of Golden Syrup. We suggest you pour the

 

Tin of Golden Syrup over your bald head, let it harden, then stick your

 

Wooden leg up your ar*e and go as a toffee apple.