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A pretty young Italian girl was going on a date.


Her Nonna said: "Sita here Ana letame tella you about those-a younga boys cos your Nonna knows about dis things.


He's agonna try ana kiss you, you are agonna likea dat, but don't let him do that.


He's agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you are agonna likea dat too, but don'ta let him do that.


But most important, he's agonna try ana lay on topa you, you are agonna likea dat, but don'ta let him do that. Doing that cana bring disgraca to the the whole family.


With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her date.


The next she'd she told grandma that she'd ben right, and her date went just like she had predicted:


"Nonna, I didn't let him disgrace the family. When he tried to do what you said,I fooled him, I simply turned over, and I got on top, so the disgrace would fall on his family"


Nonna fainted!!006_laugh.gif.0f7b82c13a0ec29502c5fb56c616f069.gif006_laugh.gif.d4257c62d3c07cda468378b239946970.gif006_laugh.gif.0f7b82c13a0ec29502c5fb56c616f069.gif



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