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Pilots 10 Commandments


Ten Commandments that are good for all pilots to adhere lest bad things happen.



Ten Commandments for Pilots


1. Thou shalt abstain from the intersection takeoff for verily the runway behind thee, as the altitude above thee, and the fuel remaining in the blessed fuel truck, cometh not to thine aid when thou needest them.




2. Thou shalt not linger on active runways lest thou become like seeds cast unto the fields.




3. Ignorest thou not thy checklists for many are the switches, handles, gauges, and other demons awaiting to take cruel vengence upon thee.




4. Thou shalt cast thine eyes to thy right and also to thy left as thou passeth through the firmament lest thy fellow pilots bring flowers to thy widow and comfort her in other ways.




5. Buzzeth not, for this shall surely incur the wrath of thy neighbors, and the fury of the FAA shall be cast down upon thee.




6. Thou shalt be ever mindful of thy fuel lest there be nothing in thy tank to sustain thee upon the air and thy days be made short.




7. Trust not thine eyes to lead thee through the cloud lest the archangel await thee therein.




8. Thou shalt not trespass into the thunderstorm lest the tempest rend the wings from thy chariot and cast thee naked into the firmament.




9. Put not thy trust in weather prophets for when the truth is not in them, they shall not accompany thee among thy ancestors.




10. Oft shalt thou confirm thine airspeed on final approach, lest the earth rise up and smite thee.




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11th Commandant


Thou shalt not take thine altitude in vain


lest mother earth rise and smite thee



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