Curry Rhapsody

[eastmeg2]

After reading the Chilli Cook-Off, I just had to post this old favourite . . .

 

Curry Rhapsody (to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)

 

Naan, just killed a man

 

Poppadom against his head

 

Had Lime Pickle Now He's Dead

 

Naan, Dinner's Just Begun

 

But Now I'm Gonna Crap it All Away

 

Naan, ohhhh ohhhhhh

 

Didn't mean to make you cry

 

Seen Nothing Yet Just See the Loo Tomorrow

 

Curry On, Curry On

 

Cause Nothing Really Madras

 

Too Late, My Dinner's Gone

 

Sends Shivers Down my Spine

 

Rectum Aching All the Time

 

Goodbye Onion Bhaji, I've got to go

 

Gotta Leave You All Behind And Use the Loo

 

Naan, Ohhhhh Ohhhhh

 

The Doopiaza is so Mild

 

I Sometimes Wish We'd Never Come Here at All

 

Guitar Solo

 

I See a Little Chicken Tikka on the Side

 

Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, Pass the Chutney Made of Mango

 

Vindaloo Does Nicely

 

Very Very Spicy, Meat

 

Byriani (Byriani)

 

Byriani (Byriani)

 

Byriani and a Naan

 

(A Vindaloo loo loo loo)

 

I've Eaten Balti, Somebody Help me

 

He's Eaten Balti, Get Him to the Lavatory

 

Stand you Well Back

 

Cause the Loo is Quarantined...

 

Here it Comes, There it Goes

 

Technicolor Yawn

 

I Chunder

 

NO!

 

It's Coming up Again, (There he Goes)

 

I Chunder Its Coming back Again, (There he Goes)

 

Coming Back Again (Up Again)

 

Here it Goes Again, (No, No, No, No, No, No NO)

 

On my Knees I'm on my Knees

 

On his Knees, Oh, There he Goes

 

This Vindaloo

 

It's About to Wreck my Guts

 

Poor Me.... Poor Me..... Poor Meeee....

 

Guitar Solo

 

So you Think you can Chunder and Feel Alright?

 

So you try to eat Curry and Drink Beer all Night?

 

Oh Maybe, But now you Puke Like a Baby

 

Just had to Come out

 

It Just had to Come Right out in Here

 

 

[Ben Longden]

In here, in heerre iiiin heereee.

 

Percussion storm; badambadambadam.....

 

guitar solo rising....

 

;)

 

Ben