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Curry Rhapsody


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After reading the Chilli Cook-Off, I just had to post this old favourite . . .


Curry Rhapsody (to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)


Naan, just killed a man


Poppadom against his head


Had Lime Pickle Now He's Dead


Naan, Dinner's Just Begun


But Now I'm Gonna Crap it All Away


Naan, ohhhh ohhhhhh


Didn't mean to make you cry


Seen Nothing Yet Just See the Loo Tomorrow


Curry On, Curry On


Cause Nothing Really Madras


Too Late, My Dinner's Gone


Sends Shivers Down my Spine


Rectum Aching All the Time


Goodbye Onion Bhaji, I've got to go


Gotta Leave You All Behind And Use the Loo


Naan, Ohhhhh Ohhhhh


The Doopiaza is so Mild


I Sometimes Wish We'd Never Come Here at All


Guitar Solo


I See a Little Chicken Tikka on the Side


Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, Pass the Chutney Made of Mango


Vindaloo Does Nicely


Very Very Spicy, Meat


Byriani (Byriani)


Byriani (Byriani)


Byriani and a Naan


(A Vindaloo loo loo loo)


I've Eaten Balti, Somebody Help me


He's Eaten Balti, Get Him to the Lavatory


Stand you Well Back


Cause the Loo is Quarantined...


Here it Comes, There it Goes


Technicolor Yawn


I Chunder




It's Coming up Again, (There he Goes)


I Chunder Its Coming back Again, (There he Goes)


Coming Back Again (Up Again)


Here it Goes Again, (No, No, No, No, No, No NO)


On my Knees I'm on my Knees


On his Knees, Oh, There he Goes


This Vindaloo


It's About to Wreck my Guts


Poor Me.... Poor Me..... Poor Meeee....


Guitar Solo


So you Think you can Chunder and Feel Alright?


So you try to eat Curry and Drink Beer all Night?


Oh Maybe, But now you Puke Like a Baby


Just had to Come out


It Just had to Come Right out in Here



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