eastmeg2 Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 After reading the Chilli Cook-Off, I just had to post this old favourite . . . Curry Rhapsody (to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody) Naan, just killed a man Poppadom against his head Had Lime Pickle Now He's Dead Naan, Dinner's Just Begun But Now I'm Gonna Crap it All Away Naan, ohhhh ohhhhhh Didn't mean to make you cry Seen Nothing Yet Just See the Loo Tomorrow Curry On, Curry On Cause Nothing Really Madras Too Late, My Dinner's Gone Sends Shivers Down my Spine Rectum Aching All the Time Goodbye Onion Bhaji, I've got to go Gotta Leave You All Behind And Use the Loo Naan, Ohhhhh Ohhhhh The Doopiaza is so Mild I Sometimes Wish We'd Never Come Here at All Guitar Solo I See a Little Chicken Tikka on the Side Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, Pass the Chutney Made of Mango Vindaloo Does Nicely Very Very Spicy, Meat Byriani (Byriani) Byriani (Byriani) Byriani and a Naan (A Vindaloo loo loo loo) I've Eaten Balti, Somebody Help me He's Eaten Balti, Get Him to the Lavatory Stand you Well Back Cause the Loo is Quarantined... Here it Comes, There it Goes Technicolor Yawn I Chunder NO! It's Coming up Again, (There he Goes) I Chunder Its Coming back Again, (There he Goes) Coming Back Again (Up Again) Here it Goes Again, (No, No, No, No, No, No NO) On my Knees I'm on my Knees On his Knees, Oh, There he Goes This Vindaloo It's About to Wreck my Guts Poor Me.... Poor Me..... Poor Meeee.... Guitar Solo So you Think you can Chunder and Feel Alright? So you try to eat Curry and Drink Beer all Night? Oh Maybe, But now you Puke Like a Baby Just had to Come out It Just had to Come Right out in Here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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