icebob Posted July 31, 2008 Share Posted July 31, 2008 Drinking Buddies... Bob and Jim were a couple of drinking buddy bikers who worked as Aircraft mechanics in Sydney, Australia. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with Nothing to do. Bob said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!' Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?' So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high Octane hootch and got completely smashed. The next morning Bob wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing. Then The phone rings. It's Jim. Jim says, 'Hey, how do you feel this morning?' Bob says, 'I feel great. How about you?' Jim says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?' Bob says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often.' 'Yeah, well there's just one thing. ' 'What's that?' 'Have you farted yet?' 'No.' 'Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Darwin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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