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Applying for the aged pension.


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After retiring, I went to the local Centrelink office to apply for my aged pension.


The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.


I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.




I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.




The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.




So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.


She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she approved my application.




When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at Centrelink.




She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have got a disability pension too.




And then the fight started.....:hittinghead:






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