Guest roadk99 Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 An OLD MAN totters into a chemist's to buy some viagra tablets."Can i have 6 tablets he ask's.And i need them "cut into quarters"."I could cut them" said the chemist, "But you do know a quarter wont give you a full erection"."Im 96 years old, i don't have much use for an erection".I just want it to stick out far enough so i don't piss on my slippers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigPete Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 I'm dyin' here. regards :big_grin::big_grin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastmeg2 Posted August 31, 2008 Share Posted August 31, 2008 What would we do without Pets . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Longden Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 Oh the joke is just brilliant.... I'm sore from laughing.... We have urology tomorrow so I might use that one!! Ben Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flie43 Posted September 1, 2008 Share Posted September 1, 2008 And if he uses two quarters he wont fall out of bed Terry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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