planedriver Posted September 2, 2008 Share Posted September 2, 2008 4 old mischievous Grandmas were sitting at a table in a nursing home. About then an old Grandpa walked in. One of the old Grandma's yelled out saying, 'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.' The old man said, 'There ain't no way you old biddy's can accurately guess it, :confused::confused::confused::confused: One of the old Grandmas said, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants & under shorts & we can tell your exact age.' Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped them as requested. The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times & to jump up & down several times. Then they all piped up & said, 'You're 87 years old!' Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, 'How in the hell did you guess?' Slapping their knees & grinning from ear to ear, all 4 old ladies happily yelled in unison---------'We were at your birthday party yesterday!' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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