Kenny Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning. One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?' For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then the man from Australia stood up in the rear of the plane. He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest. She gasped... Then, he spoke... 'Iron this -- and then get me a beer.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLAYT Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 Goodone Ken but u better start ducking:broken_heart::hittinghead: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storchy neil Posted September 12, 2008 Share Posted September 12, 2008 and then the fight started neil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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