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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen


mask over


his mouth and nose. A young, student nurse appears to give him a




sponge bath.


Nurse', he mumbles, from behind the mask. 'Are my testicles black?'


Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, 'I don't know, Sir. I'm only


here to wash your upper body and feet.'


He struggles to ask again, 'Nurse, please check. Are my testicles




Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate


from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back


the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles


in the other.


Then, she takes a close look and says, There's nothing wrong with


them, Sir!'


The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,


'Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very




A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?



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