planedriver Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 A man goes to a dentist to have a tooth pulled. As the dentist pulls out a needle to freeze the man's jaw, the patient says: "'No way! No needles! I hate needles.'thumb_down So the dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and again the man objects. 'I can't do the gas thing. Just the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!'thumb_down The dentist, by now a little frustrated, asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a pill. 'No objection,' says the patient. 'I'm fine with pills.':thumb_up: The dentist leaves the room, returning a moment later, and says, 'Here's a Viagra tablet.' 'Wow,' says the patient, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!' 'It doesn't,' replies the dentist, 'but it will give you something to hold onto when I pull your tooth.';););) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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