skeptic36 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 BOB & THE BLONDE Bob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm...He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV The 10 pm news was coming on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair...Here's your money." Bob replied, "I can't take your money...I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news, and so I knew he would jump." The blonde replied, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again." Bob took the money... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracktop Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Gotta love them blonds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLA82 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 My Blonde wife just gave me the evil eye over that one:thumb_up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracktop Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Mine - not blonde - giggled for ages Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLA82 Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Just remember Tracktop, a brunette is just artificial intelegence:laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tracktop Posted May 22, 2009 Share Posted May 22, 2009 Firey gone grey - no artificial there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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