Guest thrasher Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 Comprehending Engineers Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pylon500 Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 What's the difference between Civil Engineers and Mechanical Engineers? Answer; Mechanical Engineers build weapons systems, Civil Engineers build TARGETS :ah_oh: Arthur. pylon500 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pylon500 Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 Oh, and I forgot; Aeronautical Engineers build Weapon Delivery Systems Arthur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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