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Two Old Men


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Two old men decide they are close to their last days











and decide to have a last night on the town together.












After a few drinks,they end up at the local brothel.











The madam takes one look at the two old geezers











and whispers to her manager, 'go up to the first two bedrooms











and put a blow-up doll in each bed. these two are so old











and drunk, i'm not wasting two of my girls on them.












They won't know the difference.'
















The manager does as he is told and the two old












men go upstairs and take care of their business.












As they are walking home the first man says,












'you know, i think my girl was dead !'












'dead?'says his friend,' why do you say that ? '
















'well, she never moved or made a sound












all thetime i was loving her.'
















his friend says, ' could be worse, i think mine was












a witch. '
















'a witch ??. . Why the hell would you say that ?'


















'well, i was making love to her, kissing her on












the neck and all,












and i gave her a little bite, then suddenly, she past wind
















and flew out the window...
















took myteeth with her !













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