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The Aussie Drover


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An Aussie Drover appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.


"Have you ever done anything of particular merit Bluey?" St. Peter asked.




"Geez! Well, I can think of one thing," the drover said.



"On a trip out the back of Swan Hill, I came upon a gang of bikies who were threatening a young woman.


I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.


So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed bikie and smacked him in the ear, kicked his bike over, ripped out his ear ring, and threw it on the ground.




"I yelled real loud, 'Now f---ing back off!! or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!'"




St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"




"Just a couple minutes ago mate, i've only just arrived"






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