skeptic36 Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little broom!' 'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom. Are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt ! ! ! ! ! ! 'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!' ...................................... Sounds to me like she's......been .....sweeping around!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSarcasm Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 oh that's terrible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maj Millard Posted October 3, 2009 Share Posted October 3, 2009 That one swept me right off my feet !!....not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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