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Jesus is watching you

Guest JRMobile

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Guest JRMobile

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shone his flashlight around,


looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,


'Jesus is watching you.'


He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.


When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head and continued.


Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard,


'Jesus is watching you.'


Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the


source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.


'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.


'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn


you that he is watching you.'


The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?'


'I'm Moses,' replied the bird..


'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people would name a bird




'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler, Jesus’.



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