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Husband: Oh, come on.






Wife: Leave me alone!






Husband: It won't take long.






Wife: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.






Husband: I can't sleep without it.






Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?






Husband: Because I'm hot.






Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.






Husband: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.






Wife: If you love me you'd be more considerate.






Husband: You don't love me anymore.






Wife: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.






Husband: Please...go on.






Wife: All right, I'll do it.






Husband: What's the matter? You need a flashlight?






Wife: I can't find it in the dark.






Husband: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!






Wife: There! Are you satisfied?






Husband: Oh, yes.






Wife: Is it up far enough?






Husband: Yeah! that's good.






Wife: Right! Now go to sleep.







And the next time you want the bloody window open, do it yourself







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