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The Mail mans last day


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It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of


carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.


When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the


whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a


big gift certificate envelope.


At the second house they presented him with a box of fine


imported cigars.


The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific


fishing lures.


At each of the houses along his route, he was met with


congratulations, farewells, cards, and gifts of all types and values.


At the final house he was met at the door


by a strikingly beautiful young blonde


in a revealing negligee.. She took him by the hand,


gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and


led him up the stairs to the bedroom where they had a most passionate liaison.


Afterwards, they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant


breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and


fresh-squeezed orange juice.


When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming


coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from


under the cup's bottom edge. '...All this was just too wonderful for words,


' he said, ......but what's the dollar for?'


'Well,' she said, 'last night, I told my husband


that today would be your last day ....and that we should do


something special for you.


I asked him what to give you?'


He said, "...Screw him .........give him a dollar."


The blonde then blushed and said, '....But the breakfast was my idea.



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