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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.


Sacha Guitry


By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.




Women inspire us to great things, and prevent us from achieving them.




The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, ‘What does a woman want?




I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.


Sigmund Freud


‘Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.’




‘There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.’


Sam Kinison


‘I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.’


James Holt McGavra


Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming:


  1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it
  2. Whenever you’re right, shut up


Patrick Murray


The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.




You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.




My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.


Henny Youngman


A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.


Rodney Dangerfield


A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: ‘Wife wanted’. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ‘You can have mine.’




I said to my son when he got married. “Dylan, for a good marriage you need a woman who will be a nurturing mother to your children, a women who can cook, clean and care for you, a woman who is great in the bedroom , a woman who you can have a sound intellectual conversation with BUT ….the most important thing to remember is………. these women should never, never ,get the chance to meet each other!” And yes his new wife was in earshot.



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