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Three Australians and three Maoris are travelling by train to a


Rugby match at the World Cup in England. At the station, the three


Aussies each buy a ticket and watch as the three Maoris buy just one


ticket between them.


"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks


one of the Aussies. "Watch and learn bro," answers one of the Maoris


They all board the train. The Aussies take their respective seats


but all three Maoris cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.


Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around


collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket




The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket


in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.


The Aussies see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after


the game, they decide to copy the Maoris on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that).


When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the


return trip. To their astonishment, the Maoris don't buy a ticket at




"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed




"Watch and learn bro ," answers a Maori .


When they board the train the three Aussies cram into a toilet and


soon after the three Maoris cram into another nearby. The train




Shortly afterwards, one of the Maoris leaves the toilet and walks


over to the toilet where the Aussies are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please." 011_clap.gif.c796ec930025ef6b94efb6b089d30b16.gif



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