Aussies v Kiwi's

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Three Australians and three Maoris are travelling by train to a

 

Rugby match at the World Cup in England. At the station, the three

 

Aussies each buy a ticket and watch as the three Maoris buy just one

 

ticket between them.

 

"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks

 

one of the Aussies. "Watch and learn bro," answers one of the Maoris

 

They all board the train. The Aussies take their respective seats

 

but all three Maoris cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.

 

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around

 

collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket

 

please."

 

The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket

 

in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

 

The Aussies see this and agree it was quite a clever idea. So after

 

the game, they decide to copy the Maoris on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all that).

 

When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the

 

return trip. To their astonishment, the Maoris don't buy a ticket at

 

all!!

 

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed

 

Aussie.

 

"Watch and learn bro ," answers a Maori .

 

When they board the train the three Aussies cram into a toilet and

 

soon after the three Maoris cram into another nearby. The train

 

departs.

 

Shortly afterwards, one of the Maoris leaves the toilet and walks

 

over to the toilet where the Aussies are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."

 

 

[Tomo]