John Werner

"Weather at our destination, Dubai, is 50 degrees Celcius with some broken clouds, but they'll try to have them fixed before we arrive". A flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal." Another flight attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain seated until Captain Kangaroo and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tyre smoke has cleared and the warning alarms are silenced, we'll open the cabin door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal. We hope you enjoyed the experience". Taxiing down the tarmac, the aircraft abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the flight attendant, "and it took us a while to find a new pilot." If you step onto a plane and recognise a friend of yours named Jack, don't yell out "Hi Jack!". If you get sick at the airport, it could be a terminal illness. The Top Two Airline Flight Advertising Slogans:- "Ask about our non-disclosure agreements and out-of-court settlements". "The kids will love our inflatable slides". That's all, folks.

You'll have to speak up - I'm lysdexic.

A BAC111, perhaps?

Further to the story of "Snow" Richards and his wheels-up landing at Archerfield in a Baron, I recall a similar occurrence in Rockhampton about 1974-76?. A Piper Commanche VH-MCY suffered an engine failure over the Berserkers enroute to Great Keppel Island (GKL). The pilot made a forced landing on the sports ground of the North Rockhampton High School and deliberately put the Piper down between the football goal posts in an effort to stop the aircraft in its tracks. The wings were both severed upon impact from the fuselage which remained intact between the goal posts as did the pilot. He also, like Snow, had the presence of mind to rotate the prop to the horizontal before touchdown on the footie field to minimise damage. The Piper was operated by Country Air which was owned by Don Millroy. Don having had a fleet of up to 14 aircraft, CountryAir would have been one of the biggest charter operations in QLD. Other operators at the time that I recall were Coral Air (also DM?), CoddAir (Colin Codd), Nationwide, CHAT (Emerald - Jim Johnston), Bush Pilots, Sunstate, Flight West, Longreach Air Charter (John McNamara), Sir leslie Thiess' Super King Air charter (Drayton Investments) and of course the Rockhampton Aero Club. The pilot of the downed Piper MCY who scored that field goal was R.B. and the incident was covered in the Morning Bulletin newspaper but - no names, no pack drill.

Bert Hinkler is largely underrated as a pioneer Australian aviator. Born in Bundaberg, Qld, Bert went to England in 1913 where he worked for the Sopwith Aviation Company, the beginning of his career in aviation. In World War I, Hinkler served with the Royal Naval Air Service as a gunner/observer in Belgium and France, for which he was awarded the Distinguished Service Medal. In 1918 Hinkler was posted to No. 28 Squadron RAF with which he served as a pilot in Italy. Hinkler was an "exceptional mathematician and inventor" and "made a lot of aviation instruments which were in use up until the Second World War". In 1921, Hinkler shipped a tiny Avro Baby to Sydney, Australia. It was filled with fuel and flown non-stop to Bundaberg, a distance of 1,370 kilometres (850 mi). Hinkler flew the first solo flight between England and Australia, departing England on 7 February 1928 and arriving in Darwin on 22 February; and back in his home town of Bundaberg in his Avro Avian a few days later on 27 February. In 1931, Hinkler flew in a de Havilland Puss Moth from Canada to New York then non-stop to Jamaica 2,400 km (1,500 mi), then to Venezuela, Guyana, Brazil, and then across the South Atlantic to Africa. From West Africa he flew to London. On 7 January 1933, Hinkler left London Air Park, Hanworth, England, in the Puss Moth in an attempt to break the flying record to Australia held by C. W. A. Scott of 8 days 20 hours. Nothing more was heard of him until his body was discovered in the mountains of Tuscany (Apuan Alps) in Italy on 27 April 1933. He was buried – with full military honours on the orders of Italy's ruling dictator Benito Mussolini – in the Cimitero degli Allori in Florence. A monument in his memory was erected at Prato Alle Vacche in the Pratomagno mountain by the Aretino Aero Club. Hinkler received the following awards for his meritorious service to aviation:- For his England-Latvia non-stop flight he was awarded the Oswald Watt Gold Medal for 1927. He was a pilot of the British Schneider Trophy seaplane competitor For the flights in 1920 and 1928, Hinkler won two Britannia trophies and the gold medal of the Fédération Aéronautique Internationale. He was also awarded the 1928, 1931 and 1932 Oswald Watt Gold Medal which is awarded for "A most brilliant performance in the air or the most notable contribution to aviation by an Australian or in Australia" by the Royal Federation of Aero Clubs of Australia. For his 1931 flights from Canada to Africa via the Caribbean and South America, then on to London via Africa, he was awarded the Royal Aero Club Gold Medal, the Segrave Trophy, the Johnston Memorial Prize and the Britannia Trophy for the most meritorious flying performance of the year. My mother told me that she saw Bert Hinkler land on the main beach at Yeppon near Rockhampton in the 1920s as a yong girl but she was too afraid to go for a joy flight with him.

Quote:- "I believe there will come the day soon (inside 5 years) when our flight training via the aero club cannot survive the paperwork". That is the nub of my post along with the competition for flight instructors from commercial FT operators and why I share your concern for the survival of traditional Australian aero clubs.

Currently CASA lists 428 certified flight training operators in Australia of which only 22 are described as "Aero Clubs" on their certificates. Recent developments with the Rockhampton Aero Club highlight this trend to commercial operators in flight training away from aero clubs. Rocky Aero Club had a distiguished aviation history at YBRK being founded on 16th January, 1923 and operating a flight training function for 93 years until 2023 when it was ceased because of competition for flying instructors. I recall certain activities at that aero club as a boy because one of my schoolmates was the son of a flying instructor there. On one memorable occasion, the club held a flour-bombing competition with Tiger Moths (DH 82A with their open tandem cockpits and tubular comms) and an Auster Autocar dropping flour bombs on a canvas target next to the main runway with commercial flights of ANA and TAA arriving and departing at the same time. I also remember a great variety of recreational and general aviation aircraft passing through YBRK at the time (early 1950s) including Avro Anson, Percival Gull, DH.89 Dragon Rapide (with their twin inverted Gipsy Six engines looking like two Tiger Moth Gipsy Major engines bilaterally on the same aircraft), DH88 Comet and the arrival of a shiny new Cessna 172 with revolutionary tricycle undercarriage for a light aircraft. We will never see such dangerous activities again and not because we have run out of plain flour.

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That's odd. It is an apocryphal story that Spike wanted that epitaph "I told you I was ill" on his headstone. However, it doesn't have that exact quote on his gravestone. It is there but it is written in Gaelic (which nobody understands) as per the attached photo. Maybe his family intrervened, as they do. I for one always believed it was there in English on his headstone in the quaint village of Winchelsea U.K. Some other notable sayings of Spike were:- "I'm not afraid of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens" "Despite my age, I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the freezer" "It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't" "Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order" And my favourite - "Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion" Cheers to all and to the memory of Spike who also wrote "I first met Adolf Hitler when I was ironing my white flag in the Libyan desert" in his book "ADOLF HITLER: My Part in his Downfall". RIP Terrance Alan "Spike" Milligan - Born in Ahmadnagar, India 16 April 1918 and died in Rye, East Sussex 27 February 2002 without ever being ill. JW.

Money can't buy you happinesss but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery, Nev. Also, money can't buy friends but you get a better class of enemies. All I ask is that I get the chance to prove that money can't make me happy! JW, with thanks to Spike Milligan.

Yes, I recall when they didn't cut the grass at Essendon airport parking area but still nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

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First Officer Barrie "Beer Keg" Douglas-Smith is shown here strictly following the mandatory rest period rules in a flight simulator at his home in the Cayman Islands after lunch.

Thanks for that info. The Bristol Freighter, unlike the Douglas DC-3, was a purpose-built heavy freight aircraft with rectangular shaped fuselage with an obstruction-free interior with parallel sides and upper and lower decks, with clam shell doors at the forward end to facilitate ease of loading large items of cargo so I can see that it was an ideal aircraft for the air transport of cattle. The first civilian Bristol Freighter in Australia was a Mark 1A "Demonstrator", demonstrated to QANTAS in New Guinea in 1947 and written off when the aircraft rolled backward down the 10% sloping Wau airstrip. A second aircraft, a Mark 21 "Demonstrator" was leased to and later purchased by Australian National Airways (ANA) in 1948, registered VH-INV and in 1949 became the first aircraft to land suffering mechanical problems, at the still under construction Moorabbin airport. This aircraft plus two others operated domestic services mainly between Melbourne and the Tasmanian Islands, and were also involved in the development of the Air Beef Scheme in the Kimberly district of Western Australia. Bristol Freighters played a major role in the development of air freight in Australia generally, and in addition to ANA were operated by Trans Australia Airlines (TAA), International Parcel Express Company (IPEC) and Air Express. I recall flying in the one operated by IPEC with its then chairman, Gordon Barton, in Tasmania where Federal Hotels, which Gordon also owned, had the Wrest Point Casino in Hobart and the Country Club Casino in Launceston as well as the Windsor Hotel in Melbourne and the Broadbeach Hotel on the Gold Coast. Under a twelve month charter contract to IPEC commencing in June 1966 this aircraft VH-ADL operated south bound flights with goods from Melbourne. From March 1967, VH-ADL went on to operate charter contracts for freight forwarders in Queensland, some itinerant operations between Brisbane and New Guinea carrying motor vehicles and sometimes cattle, Queensland flood relief as and when required, and general charter freight operations until May 1975, when the company moved its operations to Melbourne. Services to the Tasmanian Islands were commenced, and continued until VH-ADL conducted the last Bristol Freighter flight in Australia from King Island to Essendon on August 17 1979. After many changes of ownership and activities it finished up at Air World, Wangaratta Victoria. Sorry to be so long winded but I just wanted to set this down because it is relevant to your post and I do love aviation history, particularly if it involves PNG. John W. P.S. A late mate of mine, a distinguished mining engineer and mining consultant from Sydney, was involved in the construction of a gold recovery plant on the Wau-Bulolo goldfield in New Guinea in about 1936. The sections of this gravity plant were flown into Wau airfield in a Stinson SR-7B Reliant aircraft and assembled there by my old mate, CWM.

Sorry, I forgot about the practice called transhumance in alpine areas. We know that cows would rather stand facing uphill than downhill because in that position the weight of the digestive system pushes towards the tail, away from the lungs, and makes breathing easier. I was just concerned about when the cattle were disembarking from the aircraft as depicted in the photos, not when they were boarding with their boarding passes in their mouths.

I can see using cargo Lockheed Constellations or the Convair Metropolitan 440 with tricycle undercarriage for cattle transport as you say because the cattle would have a horizontal surface to walk on inside the fuselage. With a tail-dragger like the DC-3 (and I have many times walked up the aisle of this type of aircraft) it is a rather steep incline for cattle to negotiate surely. I recall one Ansett DC-3 pilot on the Rabaul - Aropa (Kieta, Bougainville Island) leg used to come on board with dark glasses on and a walking stick in hand while rolling ball bearings down the steep incline of the aisle, presumably to provide some sense of comfort to the PAX.

Ansett DC-3 ferrying bulmakaus from Madang to Aiome to provide protein for the diet of the "dwarf tribe" people of Aiome. I was used to locals carrying chickens on board aircraft but this is a bit much especially with pek-pek bilong bulmakau in the aisle.

First pic is of two explorationists with cattle dog and pilot taking off in Bell 47G-3B1 in Star Mountains of PNG (late 1960s). Second is of Airlink Cessna 402 at Rabaul airport PNG awaiting further instructions on September 19, 1994.

Here is some remarkable history on the aviation career of Captain William "Billy" Johns. Trained at Archerfield for PPL in 1950. Flew Tiger Moth, DHC-1 Chipmunk, Auster Autocar, Percival Proctor, Wackett and Miles, Grumman, Beagle 206 Basset and Thorp T-18. Moved to Goroka, PNG in 1955 with TAL flying DH-84 Dragon, Beehcraft Baron and Beech 95 Travelair. In 1956, he moved to Mandated Air lines (MAL) then to its successors Ansett-MAL, Ansett Airlines of PNG then to Air Niugini which launched on November 1 1973. Aircarft flown in his initial airlines roles until 1985 were:- Piaggio P-166, DC3 Dakota, DHC-4 Caribou, then with Air Niugini, Fokker F-27, Fokker F-28, Boeing 707. Johns moved to Tonga with Friendly Islands Airways in 1985 until 1988 when he moved to Queensland with Flight West for seven years. Then he returned to PNG in 1995, working with Milne Bay Airlines for three years flying the DHC Dash-8 Turboprop. Over his 47 year aviation career, Captain Johns amassed a total of 31,055 flying hours and spent a total of 33 years flying in Papua-New Guinea. (Credit to Garry Honour of Armidale NSW for much info on Captain W. Johns who passed away in Brisbane, aged 84 years).

These grainy photos are of the Piper Aztec that Helitrans of Lae used to service their helicopter fleet in the field and pics of TAA aircraft perhaps flown by Captain Charles "Chas" Keith in the late 1960s.

Expanded PNG coverage to include devastation of Rabaul, East New Britain by volcanic eruptions in September-October 1994. Airlink was an airline based in Madang with scheduled and charter operations through hubs at Wewak, Mount Hagen, Kavieng and Rabaul from about 1990. Airlink lost four aircraft in the 1994 Rabaul volcanic eruptions which covered the town and surroundings with ash and pumice up to seven metres in depth. The company ceased operations in August 2007 after suffering the additional losses of two aircraft - firstly an Embraer EMB-110-P1 Bandeirante (Pioneer) in March in West New Britain with the loss of both pilots then in April Airlink lost a Cessna 404 Titan at Goroka airport without loss of life. Prior to this, in 1999, Airlink had lost a Britten Norman Islander also in West New Britain, killing all on board and another Embraer Bandeirante near Goroka. However, Airlink could have been proud of their legacy with regards to the Rabaul eruptions as their personnel responded magnificently to the situation by the transport of supplies and equipment to the Rabaul refugees from Tokua airfield with the assistance of Heli Niugini helicopter support. Airlink pilots involved were Bill Kerr, Brad Marsh, Michael Knight and Chief Pilot Rod Marsland. Attached are photos from the time recording the events. I would love to go back to Rabaul now as I knew it in the 1970s well before it got smashed when I worked on the Panguna copper-gold mine on Bougainville and took R & R in Rabaul, staying at the Travelodge and Hotel Allen in Mango Avenue there. Who said nostalgia isn't what it used to be?

I was a friend and client of "Snow" Richards of Toowoomba, owner of Orchid Beach Resort and UnionAir and IslandAir air charter services in the 1970s and mid-1980s. I used to fly into Orchid Beach airstrip then with Snow or his aviator son, Steve Richards, or Arthur Morris, their senior pilot and had many enjoyable times there. The old resort was demolished in the early 2000s after beach erosion made it unsafe. As a client, I employed Snow's charter aircraft for weekly return crew changes on the Oaky Creek and Clermont coal mine projects in Central Queensland out of Eagle Farm airport, Brisbane. Aircraft types used were Piper Navajo Chieftain, Beech Queenair, Britten Norman Islander and Trislander, refuelling at either Thangool or Emerald. Steve mainly was the pilot but Arthur Morris also piloted many flights. As for Snow Richards, I recall an incident at Archerfield airport in the early 1980s with Snow doing a perfect "wheels up" landing on the grass strip in a Beech Baron with the two-blade props perfectly levelled in line with the wings using the starter motors so as to avoid damaging them upon touchdown. Funny thing was, Snow's son Steve asked his father that night how his day had been and Snow replied "Oh, the usual". Steve replied "You lying old bugger, I was flying the Channel Nine News helicopter over Archerfield and we got the whole incident on video tape". I have attached some photos of the Orchid Beach airstrip.

Thank you so much for this crash report, onetrack. It has cleared up a few miosconceptions that have developed over the years since, like the type of helicopter and the crash location. Captain Chas was a dear friend whom I flew with many times in PNG over the period 1970 - 1971. Apart from the many flights we had around the Musa River and Sisiworo River basins out of Safia, Chas also flew the Bell 47G-3B-2 to the top of the nearby Gorupu Mountains at an altitude of 3,078 m AMSL to drop me off for a few days' reconnaissance. Just before I exited the Bell, Captain Chas remarked that, if the engine stalled at that altitude, they would have to fly in an air compressor to restart it. Fond memories indeed of a remarkable aviator and man.