Bandit12

It is best for everyone to source primary documents themselves, and that way no one can be accused of modifying anything to suit their own purposes. That said, maybe you could post some excerpts Turbo? You have alluded to them on many occasions and yet it seems that no one else is following through in requesting the docs, reading, and then joining in the discussion.

 

Make it simple and more people may take it up. Post a couple of excerpts to whet the appetite, and some easy to follow links for how to get an original, and maybe more will follow through.

 

 

I found that book in an op shop only a few weeks ago, and was excited because I thought I had just about everything he had written.

 

 

.............. 912.

"You beauty" said McSoxinhisjox "As sourcing double D's is easier than carting Premium Unleaded every time I land".

 

Then Nanna piped up and said "I have some Double D's that will mean that you don't need those sox in your .............

.....friend Ahloxxx's drawer when you have a sleep over at his place. "

 

It's amazing what a good investigator can find in a sock drawer. Just ask Mrs B12, she can tell you about the time that she was called out to RandyAndy's humble abode and after a thorough search of his drawers, declared....

 

 

......"Oh ............................ I don't know" said Mavis "As I have always thought that Rick Moranis was hot, ever since I saw him as the Key-Master in Ghost-Busters, so come here Tubby and show Mave your ................................

.....six inch wookie."

 

Sadly, the TellyTurd's wookie was more like a 3 inch spam droid, following an earlier encounter with Han(d) Solo, which caused Mave to lose interest very quickly.

 

"It's worse than a solar powered light sabre" exclaimed Nanna, who then rushed to the teleporter and......

 

Edit: Bandito to Rat's Aunt - I'm baaaaaaack!!!

 

 

Sometimes it is worth just getting tested again. These tools are not completely infallible or error free.

 

 

"Be careful Big'un" said El Ratpoo "As that MOTOW sticker has been attached with Tarzan's Grip and that sack is fragile and damaged from over-use."

"Mon Tante will take you for a fly in AHchoo's Szara if you sign her book with her plume, out in the jardin, and drop your dacks" added the Rat "As thank goodness for another post in another thread, which proves that the twelve incher is a bloke with a legally qualified lady as his wife ................ or has gay marriage been legislated in Mextoria and the Twelve Incher might be a lady with short hair and lots of tats (not that there is anything wrong with that)."

 

'If that is the case, I reckon I can get her to jump back over the fence" said Ahchoo, who fancied his prowess, not only as an aviatrix, but also as a ................

....crossdressing lady and temporary tatts afficienado". You see, AhMyJocks has a very low pain threshold, and once fainted after being bitten on the *#%^& by a.....

 

 

....That Bush Lawyer

Not enough people appreciate just how rare it is for professionals like Kaz to share their knowledge and experience freely.

 

Off topic but Kaz, my wife went through DTS about 10 years before you, and is still in Crime Dept. You may have met somewhere along the way....

 

 

a whale of a problem. Wee is a relative description and its true that an Orca is wee when compared to say the ocean in which he lives...but when compared to the MTOW of a Tyrojackacriket we can see that freeing Willie when in flight was as likely as......

....finding the correct MOTOW sticker on RatsHairySack!

 

"But I just wanna fly!" cried Bronchitus Andrew.

 

"My Aunt offered to take you for a fly" replied the Rodent, "But on one condition. You have to....

 

 

"I love it when you talk dirty" bull replied "So say Tyronejackacricket again and push a little ..................

"....on the stick, just enough to unload it but not so much as to send me into negative g(asp)!".

 

Telly Turbo looked on disdainfully as the Bull laid spent on the bed of pine needles "You call that a performance old boy? You should see when I hook up with Nanna, there is no limit to what we......

 

 

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"But I have some Big Bird or Ernie condoms" replied Loxy, who didn't want to become Poxy again, "And we can .................

"fill them up with water just in case the world ends soon. If it doesn't, I'll show you just what a good moderati can do with his..."

 

 

I love a good conspiracy theory but have to wait till I get home to have a look at these ones.

 

One thing that always concerns me with regards to a conspiracy is the number of people involved, and the extent to which a government or organisation would have to go to ensure that the truth never comes out. Just how many people would have known or be involved in it and how would you ensure that their knowledge and involvement remains hidden? If it is a big conspiracy, the odds are good that there may be quite a number of people involved, which increases the chance of the word getting out.....

 

 

PAPI lights are normally on during the day I believe. At least I have seen them operating during the day, but I usually just ignore them as a distraction. IFR guys and gals may feel differently about them I guess.

 

 

Definately a night flying thing - probably wouldn't go looking to try it unless you need to for fear of attracting unwanted attention. From memory the ones that I used when flying NVFR stayed on for about 20-30 minutes. My memory is a little rusty though. Plenty of time to do an approach, join circuit and land, or taxi, take off and do a couple of circuits anyway.

 

 

"..............frighten off the three or four proon invaders we have at the moment.""This is my moment" shouted Andyshatinhishatandcoughed "Now is the.......................................

".....time to strike, while the iron is hot and my friend the Rat is digesting those prunes!".

 

Prunes are remarkable for digestive health, and the Purple Tink wondered whether he might also benefit from more regular bowel motions. "By jove!" exclaimed the Wet Tinkle, "I've got it! If they can't stomach my analysis, then what I need to do is......"

 

 

Actually it is about my 1200cc bike, but Captain seems a little obsessed by the "12" bit

 

 

"........a perch""PERCH!" screamed the Rat "Since when does a rat sit on a perch?"

 

"Lift your robe and look at your feet" said the Salted One, bowing graciously.

 

"OMG!............................"

...."I've got too many toes, and a bad case of tinea!" moaned Rodentus Ugliness. "I know just what you need" replied Old Salty. "Take a jar of Nanna's old......

 

 

Well, I guess that 26 prospective remote attendees would not warrant the expense......

It's probably quite difficult to judge the true interest. I suspect that there would be a lot more of the wider membership who don't read here, and a substantial number that just don't understand what is being suggested. But the results of the poll show more people voting than I often see in polls in this forum, so that may mean something in itself. It may have to be trialed, feedback given and the results put out to the wider membership to get some real interest.

 

 

I am available

Is this a dating site now????

 

 

As a Victorian and former Queenslander, I would also like to take this opportunity to provide some useful information:

 

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..... as he (or she) (not that there is anything wrong with that) flies an Alpha 160, so obviously has (or had) a quid."

"Yum yum" said Nanna "Money and size, the perfect combination be it male or female, now if I could just get that delightful Rat out of AHchoo's clutches, and have dinner with Tink, have an affair with Salty and go up for weekends with Andysh@inhishat, a girl's life would be ..............

...challenging, especially the bit with Andysodandy. Because weekends are already booked in with Bandit and his overpriced Alpha. "

 

Sadly, the Bandit could not provide Nanna with her flights to the moon and back, as the Alpha was strictly for looking and not touching. Disgusted, Nanna left Bandit crying pitifully in the corner, rushing to Andysodandy's open.....

 

 

...... registered and MasterLoxmiff supplied lock picks.

"What are these things" he aksed our heroic Rodent, who was stuck in the cage contemplating his navel and scratching his pills.

 

"I probably won't get out of here until this clown finishes his next tech course, or until all of the RAA problems are solved and it is running effectively. Oh, bugger, that's a life sentence on both counts." said Ratty.

 

"I can solve this" said Tinky Wink "As ............

....I have a friend who was once the personal assistant to the receptionist at CAHSAH. With contacts like these, I can take your case right to the top!".

 

"Argh" groaned the unwashed and smelly rodent "now I know I am stuffed. If only that Bandit of supreme length would come and save me"......

 

 

In my experience with separated families (also personal with two step boys of my own), when the heavies come out it is usually not about what is best for the kids but rather about trying to control or make the other side miserable. People need to do their absolute best to keep things out of courts and keep some amount of open communication if the kid's best interests are to be taken into account.

 

That said, it sounds like a bit of a spiteful attack and if you have no other option then you do what you have to. But it won't end at this, it will just get worse whichever way this goes if the courts become involved. Think about it, if a court makes a judgement in favour of one side, the other side is going to be pretty angry. And that will send you straight back there for something else. The cost has to be worth the benefit.

 

 

"Stop smelling that Rat, Tinky Winky, as you never know where he has been"

"Sorry" said Tink.

 

And the Tibetan Monk added "And I'm buggered if I know how you can stand to put your nose there .................. but on the other hand, that Rat looks pretty hot, so he might make a good candidate for the next Dalai Lama. Please instruct the magnificent Loxy to built a cage and ..................

.....to prepare to meet his maker, as we all know what happened to the slaves after they built the pyramids.

 

So the Lox hitched up his jocks, and cursed the T-Monk for being a pox. A quick scratch of his chafed buttocks, and the Lox reached for his.....

 

 

...one-of- my-other- muvvers,,,,, like wow!..."

"YOU'RE NICKED TOO!!! said the 5th estate (obscure other thread reference???) "..... and what's with this maximum anti matter sticker you've put on your...."

....recrahasional veerhickle? I bet there is no photo of that there sticker in your file. But I happen to know that the TellyTurbsie smelt a rat when he found a photo of Byron's nickers in...."

 

 

I watched it in the news thing on the home page....awesome display but only a heart beat away from meeting his maker.