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...."whata yuh mean, sivin? You think this is sum kinda cookin class? You thunk I'm gonna siv sum flowa and cook you a cake bru?"

Bull was very confused now, so he turned to Madge and asked.....

...humbug, you know I like it a little spicy. But ever since all those Aussies came over in that rickety old Jabeeeroo, all I can get is bland....

That's probably because of you FT, we're all seeing psychologists trying to cope with the endless one liners

...with his pants worn low and his pink g-string.....

....we knowz that Ozzie ain't no virgin anyways, so it's kinda like looking for a sheep in a.......

...used skin hanging off your ...

...f'n Q, f'n A, f'n N, f'n T, f'n A, f'n S!"

"You aren't from the Flying Roo" retorted the Flying Rat. "The last I heard, you were flogging used rotax engines to fund your......

".....I guess I can always use it to sail to New Zealand to claim asylum, fearing for my life after the NES'ers said they were going to........

....a through-bolt gives way, leading to premature.....

Nice Airtourer!

Hairism at it's best......

...a paper mache convention. A white paper mache covention, as at that time they had not evolved to include.....

....handsome and the men were pretty. Just the way Ol' Ratty liked them, with a side serving of......

...time honoured recipie for a rain dance. Not that the Rat needed to be any more wet, following an accidental trip down the......

...fingers, and yet strangely enough, only 7........

....would be illegal immigrants were it not for the Section 2.1.3 paragraph 2 of the RA-Aus Ops Manual (amended by the Ratty after a big night on the turps [not Turbs, turps!]), which stated......

....the Rat hadn't discovered was the name of the other secret society in which Turbo had recently been elected Grand Master. The name of the secret society- which shall not be spoken out loud for fear of recriminations - was......

....was poked in the eye for his troubles. This caused Turbo some issues with his sight, as his other eye had been blinded previously when......

At least you don't have long to wait before you can get comfortable too Fly

All the consultation didn't mean everyone was happy with the final product...KazKaz

Struth Bandit,. . . . . . I never knew you were a phisolophe. . . .philposfe plosferopo ,.. . . . . . learned man of deep thoughts. . . . . . . . I'm impressed ! ! !

Feel-oesophagul: the visualisation and fantasy of wrapping one's hands around the neck of an internet troll and squeezing gently until the oesophagus is felt.

Except that it didn't work, the only success of the current DSM has been to reduce the entire psychiatric profession to a laughing stock. It really is a stupid book, just read some of the new 'disorders' such as excessive caffeine addiction - or yes its opposite (lack of caffeine).

....ex-wielder of the moderati stick of death."

For it had been revealed that the Pox had been stripped of his authority when he....

The 12incher wishes to advise that he has nothing of substance to add in a blue italic font, but would like to wish his fellow NESsers a happy Christmas. Except for that Turbo character, who bore a remarkable similarity to Grumpy Cat, and for whom a wish of happiness would only be inappropriate and unwarranted.

As far as Cols suggestion that all the members should get a look at drafts before they go to CASA ...well that simply would not be workable in the real world. We barely made the tight deadlines this time set by CASA. If you put the whole thing out to 10,000 or so members, then there would be 10,000 or so amendments to make...just not going to happen, and that's what your elected Board reps and tech people are there for anyway, to check and approve things on your behalf.

Maybe once this draft is through and accepted, RA-Aus could publish it with a comment section for future reviews, and if time permits, put the next draft out for comment.

....a spot of tea, and maybe a little crumpet later?"

"I'll take tea with you" offered FT "as long as afterwards, you take off that......