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..... "Are they taxing sin now? Because if so, we will be in trouble" ....... then he laughed that infectious Turbo laugh that has been so capitivating to his hundreds of close friends over the decades. However, before Crappy could reply, one of the twins giggled at Turdboy's joke, put his hand on his sibbling's shoulder, and said "......

..... look orgasmically fantastic, but .......

.... had a spare engine mounted in the vertical stabilizer and another one on each wing for spare parts ... The Thruster designer was a great fan of the DeHaviland Islander ... including of the crappy harmonics. (But sparr pistons and liners were so particularly prized for any flight off airport), so a Thruster with 4 blueheads became known, colloquially as a ...... The brown & green noticed by the onlookers may have been the undies that Cappy bought on sale after the Moorabbin Mardi Gras as it turns out that they were made from the thousands of unsold gay pride "progress" flags. Cappy may also have flashed a little bit of the pink of the flag too, as we are all pink inside (except for WA persons, who are all a strange ochre and sand colour inside).

..... disc valves and his undies, as Cappy is a recognized expert with Rotax 2 strokes and he had been crouching down, so that, in combination .......

..... absence of Turbo and his proxies, the Singular Root, Captain Bull, and the Bunny Buster from DG (with his holy 5 streams [known locally as the Ganges, the Nile, the Amazon, the Rhine and the Yarra]) makes it very hard for the NES to continue, and that's a real CT. Or have they perhaps all fallen fowl of the eSafety Commissar and been silenced for cracking a joke or 2? NOTICE TO ALL NESERS ...... The above post has been added, as a material fact, into Elon's legal action,..... the NES and Wreck Frying being two of the final true bastions of free expression.

...... because, while CT was still proud of it, it certainly did look either comatose or deceased, and while he thought that it was still recoverable, the ....

.... was able to turn around to show her what a fine specimen he was, tyre burns and all. "Is that naturally black?" she asked him with admiration. "If you think that's impressive, have a quiz at these" the CT said proudly, and she immediately ......

..... had always subscribed to the mantra " They are all pink inside" and he found this to be true when Pink had 2 weeks off after her Townsville concert, so rented an AirB&B up on Darraweit Guim heights and spent a lot of time lounging on the bar at the Darraweit Guim Tourist Hotel, where she spotted the CT and decided to use him as her ......

..... the Village People, the Moorabbin Chapter of Dykes on Bikes and their aviation affiliate, Dykes flying Trikes, where Turbo is their Patron, plus that bloke wearing a pink tutu at Turbine Industries who is TI's symbolic diversity hiring, and that's all because of the ......

..... the crowd would titter after Clarry Limefelder would make his usual joke about Maestro bull having a 12 inch pianist ....... and an oddly shaped little piano hidden down his flight suit. bull was obviously a Wini Atwell fan & could tinkle with the best of them (bull once won a competition for twinkling off a 3rd floor balcony at the Bone Railway Hotel after 13 schooners), but he also identified with the Elton John lifestyle, so he would sometimes .......

...... but after a heap of practice, he could only play 3 of Winifred's extra 5 notes PW, and his poor choppers meant that he was a hopeless cable stripper. "But I've got better glasses than she has" he said "However being 2 notes short (PW) means that I must reluctantly agree that she is, indeed, the nest pianist, because ........

..... , he could play the piano in the bar just like Winifred Atwell, even though he looked the spit of Liberace, but through all that he still had Winifred's ......

.... an ingrained hatred of Ford products. "Bugger the Mustangs, I'm a Corvette groupie, just like Turbo, and look where that's got him" Gazza then paid an additional tribute to our very own Turdboy by saying ".......

.... Little Jimmy (they have the same snotty Little Jimmys over thar in Maataana, as we have in Oz) said "Hey Teach, if this bloke is so good that he gets a gig talking to little kids like us, why doesn't he also have a .....

... went to Private Quarters, but the Private wasn't too keen, so Gazza .....