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    J230, ASW28-18E, R1250 GSA.
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    YKKA
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    Guineabissau

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  1. ....... call Shenanigans on this story, as I witnessed, 1st hand, Dave using his other hand to ......... THIS IS WHERE THE ENTIRE SAD TALE TRANSPIRED AT DG. It's like a gay version of Picnic and Hanging Rock, but with a few sordid variations (and a film crew).
  2. ..... "BIG DAVE A HAS (ALLEGED) AFFAIR WITH BLOKE FROM DARRAWEIT GUIM AND PLANS TO USE A 50 CAL ON HIS MISSUS IN THE UK". This resulted in DG being declared a ..........
  3. ......... which got a reaction from Dave, when he said "I must give that a try when I get home, and before I ..........
  4. ..... then asked "Hey Dave, old mate, do you want to film my mating ritual now?" "But there are no females around" replied Dave while looking about. "Oh" responded CT "I don't need any females. Here watch this." Dave was horrified but couldn't take his eyes off CT for a while, then Dave ..........
  5. ..... men are just mere sex objects, prized for their hunting, bunny busting, flying and NES skills. "I think I want to join them" added Dave, as it had been a while for him too. Then he continued with his diatribe "For this is a primitive, amazonian matriarchal society where women just take whatever they want, whenever they want it and the men are just there (often emaciated and begging for a rest) to do whatever the women ........
  6. ....... the repro-ductive sysem. With that, a few kiddies (and a few wrecks in Wreck Flying) giggled at the chance of seeing a few "good bits" like used to be in editions of National Geographic that had features about primitive African & South American tribes. Then Dave continued on in his hushed tone "Speaking of primitive tribes with unique courting practices, we have a particular treat in today's episode as we have been invited to attend some unique primitive mating rituals, and here we see the village of Darraweit Guim, that has been hidden away in the mists of
  7. ..... jollys from inserting its .....
  8. ..... bottoms, which are located just under the tails of their cumulo congestus big scary brothers, and that .... THE BELOW CUMULO CONGESTUS IS A CLOUD THAT ALL AUF FLYERS WILL BE WARY OF FLYING CLOSE TO, EXCEPT TURBO WHO THINKS THAT THESE ARE FUN & HE LOVES TO STICK HIS WING INSIDE AS HE FLIES BY, BECAUSE RULES & CONVENTIONS ARE MADE FOR WOOSES.
  9. ....... entering into a mating ritual with a .......
  10. ........ no, not at all, things are just hunky dory, as with seemingly no effort she rises majestically off the road and exhibits the miracle of fully coordinated flight which only comes from a perfectly designed empennage, as her flaps are withdrawn (electronically) and she climbs (avref) towards to heavens with smiles beaming from her occupants who are reflecting on the great wisdom of their terrific purchase (Jabiruref), plus the fact that they are just using minimal fuel even on climb at 1000 fpm and ......
  11. ..... but instead he mistakenly described a 6 cylinder/24 thrubolt Jabiru (Avref) and that is what started the ..... DAVE THOUGHT THAT THIS WAS A FLAMINGO. WHAT AN ANTHROPOLOGICAL DICKXXXX.
  12. ....... David was doing a serious piece to camera and he was surrounded by grumbling 3 legged bunnies limping around in circles as they tried, but failed, to hop about in that cheerful bunny way that has been the subject of so many children's books (see examples below). "XXXX this" yelled David and ...........
  13. ..... get involved in Turbo's shonky scheme to make claims on the RSPCA's Pet Insurance Company thru his "Amputations For Food" (AFF) initiative, which he has registered as a religious charity (hence Mavis being a member of the Sisters of the Blessed 3 Legged Rabbit), and which has been proven to really get the bunny population offside, but also to ....... As is usual with Turbo, the economics are pretty good. Participants buy a baby bunny for $2.50, use it as a pet while it grows up then whip off one leg and sell it as chicken for $5.00 (wholesale price and more if you retail it),
  14. .......... and Brine, who always followed the plagiarist's, fornicator's and Wreck Flyer's code of "Never admit anything, and never ever apologize" said "See Cappy, old mate, it's Chicken." "Oh, OK then." responded Ratty with his very attractive child-like innocence "Your assurance and evidence is ...........
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