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    A VERY PERSONABLE JEDI RAT

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  • Aircraft
    J230, ASW28-18E, Phantom 4.
  • Location
    YKKA
  • Country
    Bosnia Herzegovina

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  1. ..... even more silence de aekward, which forced Pap (as he is known to his mates) to explain .......
  2. ..... heaven and back on Starlights langue. "She glowed in the dark even before the fireworks" recalled Starlight fondly and she also wanted me to ........
  3. ............ le local Sherriff with a declaration that Starlight's tongue had been declared a Weapon of Mass Destruction, a Noxious Weed and had also been included in the Howard era (and Biden) weapons buyback program. But the ladies of France (it turns out that thousands of them had been there and the survivors had got the T-Shirt [although thousands of others are buried in mass unmarked graves]) objected and initiated "Yellow Panties" protests all over le joint, which became known colloquially as ...........
  4. .......... was so good and effective that Workplace Health and Safety (WHAS) forced his lady friends to adopt a "Safe Word" when Starlight was on the job (OTJ). One used the safe word "Stop", one used the phrase "Don't stop", and yet another used "TFF (That Feels Fantastic)", so Starlight often became confused, failed to stop when required and therefore killed several french ladies who all died with a sourire on their faces and a ...............
  5. .......... remembered that one fateful example where one of the components of the French Postal Service (the FPS) ripped at a critical time, just when Onesie was on the vinegar ...........
  6. ...... une aperitif sur le (or la, Non pas qu’il y ait quelque chose de mal à cela (NPQYAQCDMAC)) tête, pourcois...........
  7. ......... cloches et sifflets, plus a couple of dames capturées from the Arc-en-ciel Guerrier, who ...........
  8. ......... Bluey? And by the way, those Fokkers are Messerschmitts (oldjokeref)." The Wilderness Property was just on the edge of ............
  9. ..... they extended over the full length of his .......
  10. ......... went north (avref) and hid in his .........
  11. ......... loved a rough time and a rough lineage, which is certainly the case within the Turboid family & genus (which included some decidedly sketchy individuals who had been conceived out of wedlock and in the back-seat of an FJ and of assorted Toyota gun platforms). Starlight's brother also found the Hijab stunningly erotic and found that he ..............
  12. ........ was gay (happy & content), always drank 5 double gins before each flight, and never carried current maps. This infuriated .........
  13. ....... it up and stop being such a sook. But that is when ..........
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