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.... part of a medley of songs performed at the AUF Annual Fly-In by the Narromine Senior Citizens & Retirement Village String Band under the very clever title "Songs of the Rotax Gearbox and Jabiru Thru-Bolts"), so the metallic twanging was very relevant to the gathered AUF members, so many of them ducked and ......

.... cacophony of light, sound, danger and Janice Joplin images, plus a few of Ravi Shankar, and John Lennon. All of this meant that Dyno saw something that others had never experienced, so he set himself up as a Guru on a mountain top in Vicmanistan (the actual site is thought to up near Mansfield somewhere) and charged all of his pilgrims a fortune to hear his words of wisdom and to listen to him playing a 20 ft long dinosaur sized sitar, after which he did his best to get dinosaur chicks pregnant. Dyno the Guru (DtG) became a ...... While this top shot may look more like Keith Richards, you get the idea by combining both pictures. (NB Ravi is actually a bit of a dinosaur anyway).

..... piste, because when they were not flying (avref) they would spend part of each winter ......

...... a tad slower than the well-known measure of time known as "Quick-Stix", so that meant that the world was .....

..... bred up much faster that Turbo had anticipated, in fact faster than rabbits, as it turned out that if nobody nicks the eggs for their morning omelettes, the gestation period of a dinosaur is just .....

..... initially grinned with bemusement, but then he (at this stage we assume that it was a "he" as we hadn't had a chance yet to lift up his tail and check out the other end) realised that Turbo was using the Crocodile Dundee (but in this case the Pussy Turbine) 2 fingers and a thumb technique to subdue him. Eventually the tiger started to weaken & squat, just more because he was becoming weary after standing there for over 75 minutes waiting for the Pussy Turbine spell to take effect, and Pussy was becoming tired too (without his hourly usual glass of Scotch and a few clicks to check out the NES) but could not afford to show weakness as tigers can be really nasty after a failed spell and get even more fractious after becoming cross-eyed while watching Pussy's fingers go ...... While considering the below photo, just imagine that that big brown thing is a tiger and that muscular arm belongs to the rather more withered Turdy Planner.

.... and discovered one of those crappy big ginger coloured moggies with 3 legs (there is compelling evidence that this moggie had chewed its own leg off to escape from the Turbine Cat Farm down the road in Heronvale) ....... [As readers will attest, many of us sometimes feel like doing something similar when Turbo goes into lecturing mode elsewhere on Wreck Frying]. As is usual with Cappy's shooting, the moggie was close to death and Cappy looked at Turbo to see if he was contemplating mouth-to-mouth, but ...... As one of OZ's most qualified snipers, Cappy's shooting over the years has shown that his use of a Pea Shooter was of similar effectiveness to Tubb's use of a 308 when set on full auto, so a Pea Shooter is all Cappy needs to be effective ...... Well, that and the fact that they took his Three 0 off him after Cappy plugged Turbo in the freckle region up the khyber under rule three-0-three.

.... he noticed a lone GBM&OCL that was a free agent and not associated with any of the previously mentioned GBM&OCLs that have headlined in the NES to date. Caney felt danger so, in defense, he pumped up his umpteen poison glands to the extent that he looked like a 13 kg cane toad that was covered with .......

.... picked up his 13 kg pet Cane Toad, imaginatively named Caney, because bull knew full well that a J160 landing out at bone airport at this time of night would take out hundreds of Caney's kin, hence the reason for the 160's loose undercarriage and the Cane Toad Splatters on the .....

..... and the schnauzer proudly humping .....

Cappy always accepts the superior knowledge of his best mate and battle buddy, however Cappy just comments, and will leave it there, that he was unaware that draft horses (note the spelling difference in Victoristan) have orifices on their necks at exactly the same spacing as the ladies for which those in the photos were fabricated.

No I didn't

....., so Mrs Welcome immediately put on her chastity belt (personally made, fitted [and tested} by bull's bone personally fitted & tested chastity belt & boner blockers inc [bbpf&tcb&bbi] - name registered and patents applied for), so that neither Turbo nor the GBM&OCL could get direct access to her ..... A couple of bbpf&tcb&bbi's finest creations, as available from their triple shop front in Leichardt St ... and available with free shipping worldwide on Amazon, Nile, Murrumbidgee and Rhine.

Cappy is very protective of his, so cannot understand why Turbo would lie on his back with the dire risk that the GBM&OCL would snap his nuts off. Although Cappy hastens to add that he has always admired the bravery of his best mate and combat buddy, when under fire (or under a GBM&OCL). ...... finished licking its own, then barked at the .....