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Glaswegian Wedding


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Two Glaswegians, Archie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding.

 

"Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy.

 

"Ar've got everythin' organised awready, the fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night".

 

Archie nods approvingly.

 

"I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jimmy.

 

"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's magic, you'll look pure smart in that. What's the tartan?...."

 

"Och," says Jimmy,

 

"Ai'd imagine she'll be in white.”

 

 

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Jummy sees a man drinking from a local stream and concernedly says to him; "Och mon, ya no wanna be consumin da cooncil joose, is a butt clatty!"

 

The man replies: "Sorry old chap, I'm English and I didn't quite understand...?"

 

Jummy clears his throat and says; "I said wait a moment and I'll get you a glass".

 

 

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