planedriver Posted January 21, 2008 Share Posted January 21, 2008 A tour bus driver is taking a bus load of seniors on a trip, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?'. 'We can't chew them because we've no teeth', she replied. The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?' The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.' It pays to be careful around old people.:confused::confused::confused: P.S. Am hoping my new denture beds in soon!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastmeg2 Posted January 22, 2008 Share Posted January 22, 2008 This thread should should have a warning attached . . DO NOT READ AFTER DINNER !!! :;)6: I think I can feel mine making a comeback right now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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