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An Austrlain love poem


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(Who said Australians weren't romantic?)



Of course I love ya darlin


You're a bloody top-notch bird


And when I say you're gorgeous


I mean every single word


So ya bum is on the big side


I don't mind a bit of flab


It means that when I'm ready


There's somethin there to grab


So your belly isn't flat no more


I tell ya, I don't care


So long as when I cuddle ya


I can get my arms round there


No sheila who is your age


Has nice round perky breasts


They just gave in to gravity


But I know ya did ya best


I'm tellin' ya the truth now


I never tell ya lies


I think its very sexy


That you've got dimples on ya thighs


I swear on me nanna's grave now


The moment that we met


I thought you was as good as


I was ever gonna get


No matter what u look like


I'll always love ya dear


Now shut up while the footy's on


And fetch another beer



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