An Austrlain love poem

[Deskpilot]

(Who said Australians weren't romantic?)

 

 

Of course I love ya darlin

 

You're a bloody top-notch bird

 

And when I say you're gorgeous

 

I mean every single word

 

So ya bum is on the big side

 

I don't mind a bit of flab

 

It means that when I'm ready

 

There's somethin there to grab

 

So your belly isn't flat no more

 

I tell ya, I don't care

 

So long as when I cuddle ya

 

I can get my arms round there

 

No sheila who is your age

 

Has nice round perky breasts

 

They just gave in to gravity

 

But I know ya did ya best

 

I'm tellin' ya the truth now

 

I never tell ya lies

 

I think its very sexy

 

That you've got dimples on ya thighs

 

I swear on me nanna's grave now

 

The moment that we met

 

I thought you was as good as

 

I was ever gonna get

 

No matter what u look like

 

I'll always love ya dear

 

Now shut up while the footy's on

 

And fetch another beer

 

 

[Spin]

:score 010:for bravery, :black_eye: if I tried to quote it!

 

 

[dazza 38]

Thanks again mate, i got a great laugh, out of it.Cheers

 

 

[monty]

Thanks Doug,

 

Told it to the wife and we laughed like hell.10/10

 

Monty