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Irish Bus Thieves


FlyingVizsla

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Two Irish friends leave the pub. One says to other, 'I can't be bothered to walk all the way home.'

 

'I know, me too but we've no money for a cab and we've missed the last bus home.'

 

'We could steal a bus from the depot.' replies his mate..

 

They arrive at the bus depot and one goes in to get a bus while the other keeps a look-out.

 

After shuffling around for ages, the lookout shouts, 'What are y' doing? Have ye not found one yet?'

 

'I can't find a No. 91'

 

'Oh fer' golly's sake, ye tick sod, take the No. 14 and we'll walk from the roundabout!"

 

 

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