Ronin Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 The Case of the Missing Pilot A pilot left home about 8:30 a.m. to do some work in his hanger at the airport with his friends. On the way out the door he answered his wife's "what time will you be home?" question with "probably about 1:30, I'll have lunch at the airport." 1:30 came & went, 3:00 passed, 6:15, still not home, finally at about 7:00 pm he rolls in the driveway, and presents his wife with a pizza, and begins the apologetic story. "I finished cleaning the plane about 11:30, had lunch, and I started home, when alongside the road I saw this attractive girl with a flat tire on her car. I stopped to help, got the tire changed, and looked around for a place to wash my hands. She offered money, but I refused, so she suggested that I at least allow her to buy me a beer. She said there's a tavern just up the road, and they have a restroom, you can clean up a bit. I agreed to stop, we had a beer, then another beer, then a couple more, and I realized that this girl was not only pretty, she was very friendly, and a good companion to spend time with. Before I knew it, we were in the motel next door having sex. And that is why I am so late getting home." His wife looked him right in the eye and said "don't lie to me; YOU WENT FLYING, DIDN'T YOU?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Sounds like my missus...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pudestcon Posted August 19, 2011 Share Posted August 19, 2011 Sent this to a mate who said it didn't sound like me 'cos I can't change a tyre and I don't drink beer:cheers: Pud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted August 20, 2011 Author Share Posted August 20, 2011 Such flimsy excuses lol............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maj Millard Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 Problem is mine would believe it !!....................................................................Maj... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronin Posted August 20, 2011 Author Share Posted August 20, 2011 Mine too don't worry, she know i'd rather be up there than anywhere else at times.........Eric Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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