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Jabiru Phil

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A blonde is sightseeing on board a small two-seater airplane when suddenly the pilot dies!


Not knowing how to fly a plane, she gropes around for the radio.




"Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died! Help me!"




Ground control receives her call for help and answers back:


"Don't worry, madam. I'll talk you down; just do as I say.


First I need you to give me your height and position."




"I'm 5"2' and sitting in the right front seat."




Ground control: "Repeat after me: Our Father... Which art in Heaven...."






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