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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....






The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'


I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'


Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.


Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.




Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up


and cuckooed 3 times.




Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another


9 times.




I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted


solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.




(Even when totally smashed.... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos




The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him


'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem upset in the least.




Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo






When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed


three times, then said 'oh sh*t.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its


throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.








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