pudestcon Posted December 6, 2011 Share Posted December 6, 2011 *Confucius did NOT say*..... Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly. Better to be pissed off than pissed on. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up womans' leg will not find nuts. Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion. Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car getsexhausted. Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.... War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.... Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Finally: DID CONFUCIUS SAY???.... "A lion wouldn’t cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted December 7, 2011 Share Posted December 7, 2011 His wife thought she married a tiger, but she married a cheater. Nev 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redair Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Man who go to sleep in fire-place wake up feeling great. Redair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Couple who go on camping holiday frequently have naughty in tent. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flying dog Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Man who walks though airport with erection gonig to Bangkok Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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