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Chinese Proverbs

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Virginity like bubble, 1 prick all gone


Man who run in front of car get tired


Man who run behind car get exhausted


Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day


Foolish man gives wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ


Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok


Man with 1 chopstickgo hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails


Man who eat many prunes get good run for money


Baseball is wrong man, with 4 balls cannot walk


Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth


War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left


Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse


Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night


It takes many nails to build crib but 1 screw to fill it


Man who drive like hell bound to get there


Man who stand on toilet is high on pot


Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement


Man with tool in hand not necessarily motor mechanic



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