Case Posted June 6, 2007 Share Posted June 6, 2007 And They Ask Why I Like Retirement ! Question: How many days in a week? Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday Question: When is a retiree's bedtime? Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch. Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb? Answer: Only one, but it might take all day. Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees? Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done. Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors? Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount. Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire? Answer: Tied shoes. Question: Why do retirees count pennies? Answer: They are the only ones who have the time. Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoyswork and refuses to retire? Answer: NUTS! Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage? Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of theiradult kids will want to store stuff there. Question: What do retirees call a long lunch? Answer: Normal. Question: What is the best way to describe retirement? Answer: The never ending Coffee Break. Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back toschool as a retiree? Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents. Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work,but misses the people he used to work with? Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth. My favorite one: QUESTION: What do you do all week? Answer: Mon to Fri. Nothing, Sat & Sun I rest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deskpilot Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 Oh how true. I used to dread retirement, now I'm enjoying it. Good one Case, cheers, Doug Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yenn Posted June 7, 2007 Share Posted June 7, 2007 The only downside to retirement is that I don't get the Long Weekends and Rostered Days Off. It really irritates me to hear others discussing what to do and I hadn't even realised that it was a day off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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