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And They Ask Why I Like Retirement !


Question: How many days in a week?


Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday




Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?


Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.




Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?


Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.




Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?


Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.




Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?


Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.




Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?


Answer: Tied shoes.




Question: Why do retirees count pennies?


Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.




Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoyswork and refuses to retire?


Answer: NUTS!




Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?


Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of theiradult kids will want to store stuff there.


Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?


Answer: Normal.




Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?


Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.




Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back toschool as a retiree?


Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.




Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work,but misses the people he used to work with?


Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.



My favorite one:


QUESTION: What do you do all week?


Answer: Mon to Fri. Nothing, Sat & Sun I rest!



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The only downside to retirement is that I don't get the Long Weekends and Rostered Days Off. It really irritates me to hear others discussing what to do and I hadn't even realised that it was a day off.



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