The marriage confession

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A couple were lying in bed together on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary when the wife says, 'Darling, as this is such a special occasion, I think that it is time I made a confession: Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years.'

 

 

 

The husband ponders for a moment and then looks into his wife's eyes and says, 'My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years! I cannot hold your

 

past against you, maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade and spice up our sex life a bit?'

 

 

 

She said, 'I don't think you understand, my name was Brian and I played rugby for Wales . . .....'