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A hard day!


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A little guy was sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour, when a big trouble-making truck driver stepped up next to him, grabbed his drink, and gulped it down in one swig. The poor little guy started to cry.




"Come on man. I was just giving you a hard time," the truck driver said. "I can't stand to see a man crying."




"This is the worst day of my life", said the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison




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