Dating in the 60's

[red750]

You need to be able to remember the era to really enjoy this...

 

It was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960 and Fred had a date with Peggy Sue. He arrived at her house and rang the bell.

 

"Oh, come on in!" Peggy Sue's mother said as she welcomed Fred in. "Have a seat in the living room. Would you like something to drink? Lemonade? Iced tea?"

 

"Iced tea, please," Fred said.. Mom brought the iced tea.

 

"So, what are you and Peggy planning to do tonight?" she asked.

 

"Oh, probably catch a movie, and then maybe grab a bite to eat at the malt shop, maybe take a walk on the beach..."

 

"Peggy likes to screw, you know," Mom informed him.

 

"Uh...really?" Fred replied, with raised eyebrows.

 

"Oh, yes!" the mother continued. "When she goes out with her friends, that's all they do!"

 

"Is that so?" asked Fred, incredulous.

 

"Yes," said the mother. "As a matter of fact, she'd screw all night if we let her!"

 

"Well, thanks for the tip," Fred said as he began thinking about alternate plans for the evening.

 

A moment later, Peggy Sue came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture wearing a pink blouse and full circle skirt, and with her hair tied back in a bouncy ponytail.

 

She greeted Fred.

 

"Have fun, kids," the mother said as they left.

 

Half an hour later, a completely disheveled Peggy Sue burst into the house and slammed the front door behind her.

 

"The Twist, Mom!" she angrily yelled at her mother. "The damned dance is called the TWIST!

 

 

[planedriver]

Poms of the 60's may remember a dance called "The Quaker".

 

It went something like, Twice around the floor, and out for your oats.

 

Think they got taken over by Uncle Toby's

 

 

[Blue Drifter]

That was when sex was safe and hang gliders were dangerous.

 

 

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