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How birds reproduce.


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As you probably know, birds do not have sexual organs because they would interfere with flight. In fact, this was the big breakthrough for the Wright Brothers. They were watching birds one day, trying to figure out how to get their crude machine to fly, when suddenly it dawned on Wilbur. "Orville," he said, "all we have to do is remove the sexual organs!"(You should have seen their original design).


Birds are very, very difficult to arouse sexually.


You almost never see an aroused bird. So when they want to reproduce:;)8:, birds fly up and stand on telephone lines,where they monitor telephone conversations with their feet. When they find a conversation in which people are talking dirty:censored:, they grip the line very tightly until they are both highly aroused, at which point the female gets pregnant.006_laugh.gif.0f7b82c13a0ec29502c5fb56c616f069.gif006_laugh.gif.d4257c62d3c07cda468378b239946970.gif006_laugh.gif.0f7b82c13a0ec29502c5fb56c616f069.gif


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