Guest Redair Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 What do you call a man with a car on his head? Jack. What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug. What do you call a man with a trowel in his head? Douglas, (dug-less) Oh come on, if I have to explain it, it's not funny! What do you call a woman on a piece of bread? Marge. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a swimming pool? Bob. What do you call a woman setting fire to a loan agreement? Bernadette. What do you call a Mexican that's had his motor stollen? Carlos. What do you call a camel with no humps? Humphrey. I think I need to lie down again, Redair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motzartmerv Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 what do you call the armless and legless man that swam the english channel?? clever dick;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigglesworth Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 What do you call a man with a block of wood on his head? 'Edward What do you call a man with 2 blocks of wood on his head? I don't know, but 'Edward would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flyer40 Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Biggles! Long time no see. How's the Cheetah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flyer40 Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 What do you call a woman with one leg? Ilene What do you call a Japanese woman with one leg? Irene What do you call an man with no arms and no legs under a pile of leaves? Russell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathew Ker Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 What do you call a dog with no legs? Anything you like - he still won't come to you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redair Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 What do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum? Warren. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disperse Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 What do you call a stranger with a gun Sir What do you call a stranger in gaol anything you like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev25 Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 What do you call a deer with no eyes No idea What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs Still no idea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Longden Posted February 2, 2008 Share Posted February 2, 2008 A bloke with no arms and legs, pinned to the wall in a gallery? Art Same bloke in a swimming pool? Bob Guy with no arms or legs at your front door? Mat Ben Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Redair Posted February 3, 2008 Share Posted February 3, 2008 A dinosaur with no eyes? Dyathinkeesaurus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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