Bubbleboy Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Beer contains female hormones Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects: 1) Argued over nothing. 2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3) Gained weight. 4) Talked excessively without making sense. 5) Became overly emotional. 6) Couldn't drive. 7) Failed to think rationally. 8)Had to sit down while urinating. No further testing was considered necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riley Posted September 3, 2008 Share Posted September 3, 2008 Bubbleboy, I reckon you've got balls like a Spanish fighting bull 'cause Gawd knows you're gonna cop some flak for that one! (dare I confess that I XXXXXX myself?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubbleboy Posted September 3, 2008 Author Share Posted September 3, 2008 Riley.....I debated long and hard before posting it but I think the folk on here have a good sense of humour. Apologies in advance if I offend anyone. Scotty :black_eye: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigglesworth Posted September 4, 2008 Share Posted September 4, 2008 He was drinking beer at the time, we can hardly expect him to act reasonably can we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubbleboy Posted September 4, 2008 Author Share Posted September 4, 2008 Alas Bigglesworth...there were a nice cool Tooheys Old or two sunk at the time........Burrrppppp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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