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Beer, whats in it?


Bubbleboy

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Beer contains female hormones

 

Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results

 

of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

 

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is

 

that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by

 

drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

 

To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour

 

period.

 

It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:

 

1) Argued over nothing.

 

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

 

3) Gained weight.

 

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

 

5) Became overly emotional.

 

6) Couldn't drive.

 

7) Failed to think rationally.

 

8)Had to sit down while urinating.

 

No further testing was considered necessary.

 

 

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Bubbleboy, I reckon you've got balls like a Spanish fighting bull 'cause Gawd knows you're gonna cop some flak for that one! (dare I confess that I XXXXXX myself?)

 

 

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