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Two doctors were attending the funeral of a colleague, a prominent heart surgeon. The ceremony was elaborately staged with the casket arranged on a trolley in front of a huge heart. A succession of people got up and extolled the virtues of the great man, his skill and how many people he had helped.


As the procedings drew to a close, the music rose to a crescendo, the two halves of the heart parted, the casket rolled through the opening and the heart closed.


"My o my", says one doctor, "wasn't that impressive? A fitting tribute I thought".


"Hmmm", said the other, "I don't know that I'll have that done, it may not work so well. I'm a gynaecologist"!



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