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A blonde's year in review


January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.


February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels. Duh,


bottles won't fit in typewriter!


March - Got excited . finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months - box said


"2-4 years"!


April - Trapped on escal ator for hours - power went out!


May - Tried to make Kool-Aid - 8 cups of water won't fit into those


little packets!


June - Tried to go water skiing - couldn't find a lake with a slope.


July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition - learned later, other


swimmers cheated, they used their arms!


August - Got locked out of car in rain storm - car swamped, because top


was down.


September - The capital of California is "C" - isn't it?


October - Hate M&M's - they are so hard to peel.


November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days - instructions said 1 hour per


pound and I weigh 108!


December - Couldn't call 911. Duh, there's no "eleven" button on the




Phew! What a year!





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