Read the Sign!

[flying dog]

Did I read that sign right?

 

 

 

 

 

 

TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

 

In a Laundromat:

 

AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

 

 

In a Memphis department store:

 

BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

 

 

In an office:

 

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

 

 

 

 

In an office: AFTER COFFEE BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE COFFEE POT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

 

 

Outside a secondhand shop:

 

WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

 

 

Notice in health food shop window:

 

CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

 

 

Spotted in a safari park:

 

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

 

 

Seen during a conference:

 

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

 

 

Notice in a farmer's field:

 

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

 

 

Message on a leaflet:

 

IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

 

 

On a repair shop door:

 

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[DarkSarcasm]

That's fantastic :thumb_up: