Admin Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 (Not) Only in America .......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. ________________________________________ (Not) Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. ________________________________________ (Not) Only in America ......do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.. ________________________________________ (Not) Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. ________________________________________ (Not) Only in America ..........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.. ________________________________________ (Not) Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. ________________________________________ EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? ________________________________________ Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed? ________________________________________ Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? ________________________________________ Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? ________________________________________ Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? ________________________________________ Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? ________________________________________ Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? ________________________________________ Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? ________________________________________ Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? ________________________________________ Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? ________________________________________ Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? ________________________________________ You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! ________________________________________ Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? ________________________________________ Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? ________________________________________ I like this one!!! If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? ________________________________________ If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted March 8, 2010 Share Posted March 8, 2010 They're great! I like the last one the most though...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skeptic36 Posted March 9, 2010 Share Posted March 9, 2010 ________________________________________ (Not) Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. ________________________________________ Yes your honor, guilty as charged Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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