Who was Jesus?

[skeptic36]

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

 

1. He called everyone brother

 

2. He liked Gospel

 

3. He didn't get a fair trial

 

 

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

 

1. He went into His Father's business

 

2. He lived at home until he was 33

 

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God

 

 

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

 

1. He talked with His hands

 

2. He had wine with His meals

 

3. He used olive oil

 

 

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

 

1. He never cut His hair

 

2. He walked around barefoot all the time

 

3. He started a new religion

 

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

 

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food

 

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it

 

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

 

 

 

[dazza 38]

Hi skeptic, since im the number 35 who have read this with no response, i thought it was realy funny, athough not politically correct LOL, top stuff mate.

 

 

[Bubbleboy]

Dazza...politics is over rated.

 

Scotty

 

 

[Tomo]

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do

:thumb_up::thumb_up:

 

 

[Bubbleboy]

Hey Tomo...dont tell anyone else but he wasnt really dead...he was just tricking.......Ive heard these days some folk pay good money to be nailed to a frame.......