Chucky Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 The other day my neighbour, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping so excitedly but I thought, 'what the heck', and I starting jumping up and down along with her. She said, "I have some really great news!" I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy." She stopped jumping and breathing heavily from all the jumping up and down, told me that she was pregnant. I knew she'd been trying for a while so I told her, "That's great I couldn't be happier for you!" Then she said, "There's more". I asked, "What do you mean there's more?" She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I asked her how she knew. She said... "Well, that was the easy part. I went to the chemist and they actually had a home pregnancy kit in a TWIN-pack. Both tests came out positive!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wigg Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 very good know a few like that some are red heads though. 10/10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza 38 Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Ha ha, i enjoyed that.Thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monty Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Thanks Chucky, I needed a good laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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